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Bike Horn Prank | Pranks In Pakistan | Desi Pranks 

Eveline Van't Foort

I did something once which in hindsight may have not been the best idea but the whole office got a laugh out of it.

We had a senior admin manager that was a real penny pincher, mean and totally inappropriate most of the time. She sent out a whole staff email once accusing everyone of stealing the teaspoons. She refused to buy more and said that the answer was that the thieves should return the spoons.

Now there have been full research studies into what happens to office teaspoons and stealing is not the answer. That aside, I’d had it with the constant accusations and appalling all staff emails as had everyone else, so I decided to make a bit of mischief.

The last spoon in the office kitchen had been chained to the kitchen sink, so I took a photo of it and put it up for sale on eBay. Being a marketer I put together my first class sales pitch on this rare and highly sort after item and sent the link out in an all-staff email.

Russell Backman

You make an MP3 sound file of war, numerous loud machine gun shots etc that loops for at least 3 minutes. You uses the file as an alarm sound and set the alarm for around 3:30 am. Now place the sound source hidden in the room, where it not easy to find. Unscrew all the light bulbs so it will be impossible for the victim to turn on the lights.

If need to black out the windows with paper or foil. If you really want to be an ass....sprinkle generously legos on the floor. Victim will wake quickly and totally disoriented. They will typically jump out of bed trying to turn on a light or try to find the noise source when they meet Mr. Lego with their bare feet. The stumbling around, cries of pain, and stuff being knocked over.......Priceless.

As a female I can tell you right now that save your pranks for later. Would you like to have stomach cramps so bad you would rather die and then have someone you trusted and loved make your pain worse? Because I’d think you would deserve to be dumped pretty quick, I’d put up with that for about ten seconds before I told you to leave me alone or get out of the house unless you could control you foolish behavior during my time of stress and pain.

Your girlfriend will not appreciate you for doing something like that. It’s not funny, it’s disgusting and cruel. This isn’t humorous and you could make your girlfriends day go from bad to worse for you own amusement. Not a very upstanding thing to do if you ask me. Instead why don’t you do something less despicable to her when she’s not bleeding from inside her vagina and very uncomfortable.